Letter to Mom and Dad
Dear Mom and Dad,
We are tired of pretending to hate each other and have decided to run away to the tropics together. Now that we’re older, we think that year-round warm air and sunshine is the best thing. It’s been a good run in Virginia, but we just can’t keep up the pretext of hate any more. We’re actually secret lovers. You tried to raise us as brother and sister, but we’re not really related, after all! Please tell DaisyMae and Bubbles that we didn’t mean to hurt them, but it just wasn’t meant to be.
By the time you wake up, we will be all packed and gone. We took one of your credit cards so you don’t have to worry that we won’t have any money. You’ve been great parents, but it’s time for us to leave the nest and be true to ourselves. Maybe once you get over the shock of what we have done, you can accept us and even come visit.
Goodbye!
Love,
Jake and Bathsheba
Labels: April Fool, Bubbles, DaisyMae Maus, true love
posted by Jake and Bathsheba @ 12:08 AM
12 Comments:
April Fool!
~J&B
hahahahahaha! We started reading and went WHAAAAT?
That was a very funny April fool joke. I hope DaisyMae won't be mad, but it was nice of you to tell right away and not let her think it was true for too long.
That was a really good April Fool joke. You really had me going while I was reading your letter.
Oh I was very very very worried when I first read your letter. That was a good April Fools day joke! Hahahahhahaha! I love a good trick.
hehehehe....great april fools trick!
Tara
HAHAHAHAHA, we were sooooo confused and kinda wanted to know if we culd join yoo on yer travuls. Than when we red abowt yoo apologizing to DaisyMae and Bubbles we KNEW yoo two were up to something.
That was grate!
Well it is one thing to give into your passions. A far different thing to run away!
Jake! Thank goodness you have a sense of humor and your "letter to mom and dad" was just a well-choreographed April Fool ... You had me worried for a moment!
DMM
Can I come vizit yoo rite away? I've got a grate huh-why-yun shert to ware that's purrfikt for the tropiks!
LOL! :D Great April Fool's joke! :)
Hahaha I bet you had them worried!!
~Prinnie
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