Torture and Indignity
I THOUGHT that Mom loved me, but I'm not so sure now. She wanted me to take part in Skeezix's costume contest. Since Mom doesn't have Photoshop, she said that I'd have to wear the real thing. Well, here goes my last shred of dignity:
I'm supposed to be a hula girl.
I put up a good fight while enduring this torture, but somehow Mom got the camera timer to capture this image.
She tried for another shot, but I was all claws.
You should have heard my protests.
And where were Dad and Jake while Mom was torturing me?
Why watching TV (asleep) on the couch, of course!
Well, all is (almost) forgiven, Mom, since you gave me all those nice Temptation treats!