Jake and Bathsheba

A blog by two cats who used to live in the same house in Northern Virginia. Unfortunately, they are both no longer with us.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Late Thursday Thirteen

13 Reasons We Need a New Secretary

We love Mom, but we need a new secretary because:
  1. Mom isn't available when we need her. Like just last night, when we wanted to visit our friends and Valentines DaisyMae Maus and Bubbles, she and Dad were busy.
  2. Mom censors, er, edits our dictation.
  3. Mom spells funny.
  4. Mom doesn't know HTML code.
  5. Mom can't seem to put badges and photos on the right side of our blog.
  6. Our blog posts are always too late. How can you post a Thursday 13 post past 11:30 p.m?
  7. A new secretary would have her own computer so we wouldn't have to share a computer with Mom and Dad.
  8. A new secretary would have Photoshop so we could post better quality photos.
  9. A new secretary would not have another job and would be available early in the morning to help us visit early bird friends.
  10. A new secretary could search the 'net and find interesting tidbits of information for us to share with our friends.
  11. A new secretary would know how to make movies of us and post them on YouTube.
  12. A new secretary would clean up the messy papers in the computer room.
  13. We could have Mom for more snuggles and playing if we freed her from having to blog with us at night.


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At Friday, February 16, 2007 12:48:00 AM, Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

Busy!?!?! It's yer valuntines day and SHE is busy? What's wrong with hur priorities?

YEah, yer lady dues spell funny. We didn't want to say anithing but now that yoo two did...

Yer comments are rite on! We's like to apply fur a new secrutarie too!!

At Friday, February 16, 2007 11:09:00 AM, Blogger Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yeah, maybe we should all hire professional secretaries to help us. Obviously our humans just aren't making the grade.


At Friday, February 16, 2007 11:30:00 AM, Blogger Daisy said...

Yep, I need a professional secretary too. Good idea Jake and Bathsheba.

At Friday, February 16, 2007 4:32:00 PM, Blogger Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

...So maybe I shoodn't menshun that I have a badge for Bathsheba for winning an honorabul menshun in the VD Kontest. Go heer for the badge, but yoo don't akshully have to put it up in yer blog!

At Friday, February 16, 2007 5:33:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yur lady duz spell funnee an plus she puts dots all offur rite in the middle of whut yur sayin' an so we'z reedin' along an then all the sudden we comes to a dot an then whut's we supposta do cuz it reely brakes up the flo of yur werds

At Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:07:00 AM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

I fink dats iz a furry good idea, we shood all hire sekritarees den we woodent hafta wate fur our moms and dads to post stuff. Mom can't figger out how to do movees wif her new kamera. She still haz sum more lerning to do.

At Saturday, February 17, 2007 1:41:00 AM, Blogger Lux said...

You've convinced me that I need one now, too.

At Sunday, February 18, 2007 1:30:00 PM, Anonymous Cheysuli said...

I think I need a secretary. Then I could blog and get the Woman to feed me at the same time!!!

At Sunday, February 18, 2007 10:35:00 PM, Blogger Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

We would like a secretary also. Mom never has time to visit all our friends every day. And that is just wrong. It's Sunday and we are only NOW reading your Thursday Thirteen. How pathetic is that?!


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