Late Thursday Thirteen

13 Reasons We Need a New Secretary

We love Mom, but we need a new secretary because:

1. Mom isn't available when we need her. Like just last night, when we wanted to visit our friends and Valentines DaisyMae Maus and Bubbles, she and Dad were busy.
2. Mom censors, er, edits our dictation.
3. Mom spells funny.
4. Mom doesn't know HTML code.
5. Mom can't seem to put badges and photos on the right side of our blog.
6. Our blog posts are always too late. How can you post a Thursday 13 post past 11:30 p.m?
7. A new secretary would have her own computer so we wouldn't have to share a computer with Mom and Dad.
8. A new secretary would have Photoshop so we could post better quality photos.
9. A new secretary would not have another job and would be available early in the morning to help us visit early bird friends.
10. A new secretary could search the 'net and find interesting tidbits of information for us to share with our friends.
11. A new secretary would know how to make movies of us and post them on YouTube.
12. A new secretary would clean up the messy papers in the computer room.
13. We could have Mom for more snuggles and playing if we freed her from having to blog with us at night.

~J&B