Thursday Thirteen - Resolutions

13 New Year's Resolutions We're NOT Going to Make:

1. To lose 10 pounds. (Heck, there'd be next to nothing left of us!)
2. To exercise more. (We feel a nap coming on.)
3. To read more classic literature. (We can't even keep up with our friends' blogs.)
4. To get the paperwork organized. (We'd rather just knock the piles onto the floor.)
5. To eat more fruits and vegetables. (C'mon! We're carnivores.)
6. To stop smoking. (Um, we never started such a disgusting habit!)
7. To get an annual physical. (We already do this against our will.)
8. To vacuum the house at least once a week. (You'll never see us near that toy sucker-upper!)
9. To clean out the shed. (Are you kidding? If it involves heavy lifting, we'll make ourselves scarce.)
10. To stop procrastinating. (Maybe NEXT year.)
11. To eat fewer sweets. (We don't even like sweets anyway. Give us a good tuna truffle!)
12. To clean out our closet and take the excess clothes to Goodwill. (Unlike Skeezix, we have only one outfit each - our lovely fur coats.)
13. To be better people. (We're CATS - we already are perfection!)

~J&B