Jake and Bathsheba

A blog by two cats who used to live in the same house in Northern Virginia. Unfortunately, they are both no longer with us.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Man Cats Hate Taxes

Taxes? Due when?

The thought just puts this Man Cat to sleep. I'd better call my accountant before it's too late.
~Jake
P.S. Thank you all for the wonderful birthday wishes. You all are the greatest friends a guy could have.

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34 Comments:

At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 12:32:00 AM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We learned lots of new bad words when mom did da taxes...Dad's not mailing dem until da 15th!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 12:32:00 AM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We learned lots of new bad words when mom did da taxes...Dad's not mailing dem until da 15th!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 4:29:00 AM, Blogger michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Wowww....this is a very huge work~!! And very detail, too!!!
How would you do it? You are very good!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 6:25:00 AM, Blogger Parker said...

I think the only good thing that those forms are good for would be to line our litterboxes!
Yup, I do!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 7:57:00 AM, Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

But Jake, yoo must get lotsa monie back fur all the grate MANcatly stuff yoo do fur peepul.

What did yoo say, lady? Jake's lady files them, not Jake!?! Well then, why spend the time filling owt papurwork if yoo don't get monie fur doing it!?! Go back to sleep, jake!

PeeEss- please sinelangwich "hi" to BSheba fur us!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Gemini and Ichiro said...

I hope the people doing our taxes get them done soon!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:58:00 AM, Blogger Tybalt said...

Oh Jake, I think you are a brave mancat to get that close to a tax form!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Daisy said...

I do not blame you for falling asleep, Jake. Taxes are boring!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 12:01:00 PM, Blogger The Furry Kids said...

Taxes are super boring.

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 1:11:00 PM, Blogger The Crew said...

The IRS should give us Geezer Cats a tax break!

George

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 5:49:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Lady hadta do the taxes at work on account of we pounce the papers an Grr lays on 'em an Cocoa puts the bitey on the edges an Midnight nudges them offa the table an Riley an I try ta claw 'em ta bits.
Rascal

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:27:00 PM, Blogger Boy said...

That wooks an awful wot of difficult work!

 
At Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:57:00 PM, Blogger Ivan from WMD said...

But the cat toy stimulous check--!

 
At Wednesday, April 09, 2008 4:59:00 PM, Blogger The Cat Realm said...

Sorry you have to do taxes. We leave that totally to the staff....

 
At Wednesday, April 09, 2008 11:06:00 PM, Blogger Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We hate "Tax Time" too, but only cause The Big Thing says Bad Werdz when doing them forms.

 
At Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:24:00 AM, Blogger Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Oh, Jake ... Teleport over to my house. Mom's taxes have been done since January 26th an' she's had her refund since Valentine's Day ... Oh, an' Grandad used to work for H&R Block (an' the IRS ...)

...He can get your taxes filed in a jiffy!
Smooches!
DMM

 
At Friday, April 11, 2008 11:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taking a nap through tax time sounds like a dandy idea!

 
At Saturday, April 12, 2008 8:58:00 AM, Blogger Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Happy belated birthday Jake.

Yes, our Mom doesn't let us blog so much anymore either. In any case, it is OK if you just want to stay inside Bathsheba because I'm a good hunter and I will bring you all the mousies you need.

~Bubbles

 
At Saturday, April 12, 2008 9:13:00 PM, Blogger Quasi said...

How will you spend your return and rebate? I’d like to tell you that I’ve written a scathingly funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out May 6th. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website, www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.

 
At Saturday, April 12, 2008 11:07:00 PM, Blogger Lux said...

My mom was freaking out over the tax thing, too - she wasn't even going to prepare them; it was gathering everything up and adding all those numbers that was driving her crazy! They're finally done now.

 
At Sunday, April 13, 2008 2:10:00 PM, Blogger meemsnyc said...

Our mom just did and mailed out her taxes. She was grumbling a lot and saying loud words. She doesn't like this Mr. IRS person.

 
At Sunday, April 13, 2008 6:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol...So Cute Happy Belated Birthday.

 
At Monday, April 14, 2008 3:09:00 AM, Blogger The Cat Realm said...

Please be so kind to come by our blog, there is a party invitation and an award for you!
Karl

 
At Tuesday, April 15, 2008 2:20:00 AM, Blogger The Cat Realm said...

The Party is on now, so drop by anytime, we have "Lizards - ALL You Can Eat"! And lots of fun.
Karl
P.S. - don't worry - we are not good with visiting anymore either - if we make the rounds once a week we are lucky.... But we always think of you!

 
At Tuesday, April 15, 2008 12:46:00 PM, Blogger Rosemary B❤️ said...

Taxes. I do hate them. It makes daddy krabby trying to figure out all of the stupid rules!

Have a good nap when you are done and don't forget to get that out before midnight :-D

 
At Wednesday, April 16, 2008 2:17:00 PM, Blogger TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT said...

HAHAHA! I HATE TAXES SO MUCH I DIN'T PAY THEM!!! IF THEY COME TO THROW ME IN JALE I'LL JUST RUN BAK INTO THE FOREST TO LIVE CUZ I AM A BIG MAN CAT AND I CAN LIVE OFF MY WITS EEZILY!!!!!

 
At Sunday, April 27, 2008 4:41:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does my mom :)

 
At Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:50:00 PM, Blogger Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Jake an' Bathsheba:
Are you okay??? I heard 'bout the tornadoes in Virginia an' got worried 'bout you!
DMM

 
At Tuesday, April 29, 2008 2:15:00 PM, Blogger The Fluffy Tribe said...

did you get your taxes done? ~The Fluffy Tribe

 
At Friday, May 09, 2008 8:34:00 PM, Blogger Rosie & Cheeto said...

Come to owr new home J&B! Get a gee-pee-s and type in The Sky in Shytown and that will take yoo rite to us! We miss ya, buddies, but know yoo have importunt missions to akomplish with yer lady!

 
At Saturday, May 10, 2008 7:04:00 AM, Blogger Julie said...

Bloggers are set to blog for peace June 4, 2008.
I invite you to join me - and a cast of incredible bloggers - as we mark our world with a promise of peace. Bloggers from around the globe will write posts entitled "Dona nobis pacem" and fly peace globes in the fourth launch of BlogBlast for Peace. I hope you will join the movement and participate again in this growing phenomenon. You are officially peace globe #204 in the Peace Globe Gallery. Click the link below to learn how to get your peace globe.
Your blog. One post. One day.
BlogBlast For Peace: A Revolution of Words
If words are powerful, then this matters.
Peace,
Mimi Lenox
Brought to you by Mimi’s little helpers for peace.

 
At Sunday, May 11, 2008 9:33:00 PM, Blogger Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Please tell your momma to have a furry delightful Mothers' Day today!
Luf,
DMM an' the Feline Americans

 
At Monday, May 19, 2008 9:07:00 PM, Blogger Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Jake ... I tagged you for a meme. Details are in my 5/20 posting.
Smooches!
DMM

 
At Friday, May 23, 2008 4:49:00 PM, Blogger Skeezix the Cat said...

In case yoo didn't git the werd, I wunted to let yoo know that Bonnie Underfoot wint to the Bridge this morning.

 

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